"Laser Mission." Ernest Borgnine? Check. Brandon Lee? Check. Lasers? No lasers. But there is a blue dress. And a generic military guy that seems to die in every action scene. Rifftrax's version is funny, though this one barely needs it.

http://www.youtube.com/wa...tch?v=JdEoyNi5I9w

"Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1" continually begs the question, why did this need to be two movies long? Almost nothing happens in this movie, much like the previous movies in the series. But then it goes way, WAY off the rails. Vampire C-Section? Yes, and it's even more horrifying and ridiculous than you can imagine. And that's not even the creepiest moment. Again, we'll let the guys at Rifftrax sugar-coat this trip into the author's tenuous grip on sanity. I've screened this one too - and it may be my favorite Rifftrax of all time!

http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=WyCjatiO4oY

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